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To the person who thought they ruined my Obama sign: Fuck you

Dear McCain supporter/Obama hater/ignorant destructive asshat:

I know you thought that it was funny to put a seven foot long tree limb with a circumference of about a foot on top of my Obama campaign sign. Maybe you thought you were clever and making some sort of statement. Maybe you hate that “uppity nigger” and wanted [...]

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This gets old

Today is another one of those days where I’ve spent much of it having a mini-panic attack. I don’t know if there’s actually a diagnostic term for something like that but that’s as best as I can describe it. Either way, it has paralyzed me for most of the morning and it’s getting old. Really [...]

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Screw you, Today Show!

Screw you for telling inspirational stories and making me cry. Stupid bastards. How dare you show me stupid, sappy stories about wonderful children who donate their hair for their friends who have cancer? What the hell are you trying to do to me? The worst part is that I’m crying and so is stupid Kathie [...]

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In a rather large nutshell

This is the fourth time I’ve erased and started over. Why a simple blog entry is so hard to start today is beyond me.
I’ve been really tired and depressed but I’m not sure exactly to what to attribute it. I don’t know why I think there has to be one sole cause for how I [...]

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Remember what I said yesterday?

Remember what I said yesterday?
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Forget it. Forecast predicts an average of 4″. Some areas will see more. Yay.

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Message to Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty

Text message to: K. Kilpatrick & C. Beatty
Sup? Sux u chrgd wit lyng. 12 cnts?!!!! dam! u in trbl dudes!!!
I thought I’d begin with a language of communication you both understand because it seems large words such as you’d find in an oath of office or truth might not be within your ability to comprehend [...]

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He’s an hour behind

He’s an hour behind
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He’s an hour behind, I have all three children and none of us have eaten. They are now crawling the walls with the exception of Iain. I am ready to kill. Kill.

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Borrowing from Colbert

In my quest to be entirely unoriginal, I thought I’d steal the concept of “On Notice” and “Dead to Me” ala Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report. From time to time I roll my eyes or get truly irritated and fed up with things. (Okay, who are we kidding? I do this the bulk of [...]

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Things I’m thinking about

My mind, not surprisingly, is rather full of squirly energy lately and there’s so much swimming around in there I thought I’d share with y’all (like that bit of Southern flavor?). What do you say? Are you up to it? Aww, come on; don’t be a chicken.
The house I was hoping wouldn’t rent before we [...]

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Hickory smoked tongue

Well, it’s back. I don’t think I’ve mentioned this before but I have this strange phantom smell (also known as olfactory hallucination) that shows up now and then that settles in my nose, mouth and throat. This wonderful scent? A putrid odor spectrum ranging from campfire to cigarette smoke. The problem is it’s there no [...]