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This gets old
Filed in Musings, May 27, 2008, 1:23 pmToday is another one of those days where I’ve spent much of it having a mini-panic attack. I don’t know if there’s actually a diagnostic term for something like that but that’s as best as I can describe it. Either way, it has paralyzed me for most of the morning and it’s getting old. Really [...]
Screw you, Today Show!
Filed in Musings, May 21, 2008, 12:11 pmScrew you for telling inspirational stories and making me cry. Stupid bastards. How dare you show me stupid, sappy stories about wonderful children who donate their hair for their friends who have cancer? What the hell are you trying to do to me? The worst part is that I’m crying and so is stupid Kathie [...]
Message to Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty
Filed in Musings, March 24, 2008, 12:44 pmText message to: K. Kilpatrick & C. Beatty
Sup? Sux u chrgd wit lyng. 12 cnts?!!!! dam! u in trbl dudes!!!
I thought I’d begin with a language of communication you both understand because it seems large words such as you’d find in an oath of office or truth might not be within your ability to comprehend [...]
So, about my brother’s girlfriend
Filed in Musings, March 16, 2008, 3:34 pmI’ve mentioned that I have a story of sorts to share about what my brother’s girlfriend has been up to. I think this would be the perfect time to test out a new plug-in I installed. Here’s the hitch: in order to read the rest of this entry you have to have an account and [...]
Your much-awaited recap
Filed in Musings, October 18, 2007, 11:25 pmOr maybe you haven’t been waiting at all but have happened upon my blog by chance via a Google search on Audrey Woulard workshop (yes, I see you, dear searchers) and are just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.
It was great. There were a lot of great women there [...]
Favorite new word mashup
Filed in Musings, October 7, 2007, 9:50 pmI’m a big fan of the word schadenfreude as well as the word douche (and its insulting variants — douchebag, internet douche etc.) so I was delighted to find this mashup of both words:
Schadendouche — A person who thinks they are getting away with something on the sly while the world laughs at them, anticipating [...]
Dove’s Onslaught
Filed in Musings, October 3, 2007, 2:09 pmThe ad below by Dove and its Campaign for Real Beauty makes me want to cry because it’s so true. I want to save my daughters from the onslaught of self-esteem-killing images and attitudes they’ll be experiencing soon (if not already — hello, Bratz).
Dove: “Talk to your daughter before the beauty industry does.”
Yes, please do [...]
Such pretty smells
Filed in Musings, September 7, 2007, 11:15 pmMy mom’s basement, especially since we’ve started cleaning it out, has seemed to have this odor that I couldn’t quite place nor could I find a specific source. I figured that part of it was probably us moving things that hadn’t been disturbed in years. I also thought some of it might have to do [...]
eBay jerk
Filed in Musings, June 20, 2007, 9:02 pmWhy do people need to tell a boldfaced lie? I sent a woman on eBay a question about a violin she was selling in her shop. This wasn’t some odd violin that someone was looking to get rid of. She claims to be a seasoned musician and she has a store with different new models. [...]
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