Breakfast at Charly’s

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Screw you, Today Show!

Screw you for telling inspirational stories and making me cry. Stupid bastards. How dare you show me stupid, sappy stories about wonderful children who donate their hair for their friends who have cancer? What the hell are you trying to do to me? The worst part is that I’m crying and so is stupid Kathie [...]

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Borrowing from Colbert

In my quest to be entirely unoriginal, I thought I’d steal the concept of “On Notice” and “Dead to Me” ala Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report. From time to time I roll my eyes or get truly irritated and fed up with things. (Okay, who are we kidding? I do this the bulk of [...]

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Sniff

Sniff
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It’s hard to get anything done when you’re misty watching The Bells of St. Mary’s.

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I love Tina Fey

The image to the left is from a current American Express print ad featuring Tina Fey along with her daughter Alice Zenobia. In them, Tina writes that her proudest accomplishment is that Alice says ‘please‘ and ‘thank you,’ and that her perfect day includes, “Coffee/playground/nap/exercise/flea market/playground/bathtime/dinner with grownups/see a great movie/asleep by 9 pm. This [...]

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Kate Moss is ugly

There. I said it. Kate Moss is ugly and I don’t care who disagrees. What is it about her that people find attractive? That her legs that are thinner than my forearm? Her face? Sorry, but sunken-in-cheeks-big-pointy-schnoz doesn’t do it for me. That ribcage heroin-chic look? I guess some people find cigarettes and Diet Coke [...]

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The new Paris Hilton

Looks like the new Paris Hilton will be the L.A. County jail according to TMZ.com (and just about every other media outlet).
Bwhahahahahahaha!
Her mom, Kathy Hilton, was about as arrogant and out of touch about the ruling as is her daughter about covering her labia (NSFW!). I especially like the entry about it at Go Fug [...]