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Stop it!

Again with a clichéd befuddlement about where the time goes, I’m sitting here wondering what happened to the bulk of the last decade. Iain is nine today and it’s as if I’ve been in a haze the whole time. Nine. We’ve been through so much over his lifetime and I’m so proud of him for [...]


Happy Birthday, Gracie!

Yes, I’m going to be cliche and exclaim, “Where the fuck did the last seven years go?!” We could also ask about the last nine (Iain’s age in a little over a week) or 15 (yes, 15 years married). But yeah, where is it, y’all?
I’ve come to the conclusion that I did not, in fact, [...]


She’ll be your girl for all seasons

Yesterday was something. It’s a few days past the first day of Spring and what happened? We got about 7″ of snow. Gotta love a white Easter! I’m pretty sure it’s not the first time this has happened in Michigan and Easter is early this year so I’m not surprised, actually. Weather can be dicey [...]


Borrowing from Colbert

In my quest to be entirely unoriginal, I thought I’d steal the concept of “On Notice” and “Dead to Me” ala Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report. From time to time I roll my eyes or get truly irritated and fed up with things. (Okay, who are we kidding? I do this the bulk of [...]


HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Kelly!
Happy Birthday to you!
We love you, baby. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend. You’re an amazing human being and I love you very much. Oh, and you’re still older than me. Neener neener!
Mwah!


I’m back. Sort of.

It’s been awhile, hasn’t it. (Do I end such sentences with a question mark? It doesn’t sound right in my head to put one there because it messes with the sentence but no one ever puts the question mark lilt at the end when they say it.) I haven’t much felt like posting but [...]


Long weekend

We had the party for the kids yesterday and today I planted the flowers I bought with my mom last Monday. I am tired. I still have that sore throat and a bit of a cough so I’m thinking I should make an appointment tomorrow. It’s gone on too long but I still feel like [...]


Crack for fat girls (or donuts for a birthday party)

It’s bound to happen. You’re going about your business, enjoying your time with a smaller ass, when suddenly it hits–school birthday party season. Suddenly, you’re exposed to temptations that rival those once enjoyed by lost souls now in the third ring of hell. Don’t get me wrong–you start out with the best intentions. You want [...]


Happy Birthday to Me!

A year closer to 40 and a very uneventful day. Everyone took off while I cleaned which sounds sad but it’s not. It was some alone time bringing order back to the house and it was great. They went to see my MIL who is just back from the hospital after breaking her hip a [...]


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