To the person who thought they ruined my Obama sign: Fuck you
Dear McCain supporter/Obama hater/ignorant destructive asshat:
I know you thought that it was funny to put a seven foot long tree limb with a circumference of about a foot on top of my Obama campaign sign. Maybe you thought you were clever and making some sort of statement. Maybe you hate that “uppity nigger” and wanted to warn the “nigger lover” with the sign in her front yard (yeah, I went there). Maybe you are under the impression that McCain ads are full of truth and that Obama creep wants to show kindergartners how to put on a condom. I’m pretty sure you don’t understand that today the Dow plunged 500 points, the worst point drop in seven years. I’d probably have to spend too much time explaining how Merrill Lynch selling itself to Bank of America, fearing collapse, or the bankruptcy of the banking giant Lehman Brothers is further going to impact our already failing economy. Have you heard of The Great Depression? No? Wikipedia has an entry. Note that what you’re reading about is something they are bringing up a great deal lately. Fannie Mae? Freddie Mac? Do you even know what I’m referring to?
You didn’t ruin my sign. You did piss me off because I don’t appreciate things of mine being vandalized. That’s why I backed my car up in the driveway; I have Obama stickers on my car — will you be vandalizing that, too? I suspected that I might have to take the sign in at night and you validated my suspicion. Good job.
I’ll still be voting for Obama; you can’t take that away. Oh, and fuck you.
