National F’n Donut Day
This? This is my Christmas, Halloween and Thanksgiving (mostly Thanksgiving) rolled into one large, deep-fried ring of pleasure. Today, my friends, is National Donut Day. Leave it to the folks at Krispy Kreme to offer up their sugary crack for free to get you hooked into driving through every morning convinced that you can stop any time you want to. It’s a lie. Don’t fall for it. Just shut up and eat.
