Randomness
- Do squirrels have heart attacks? I sometimes wonder if dead squirrels in the road who don’t look run over really just had a cardiac event.
- Air conditioning makes me drowsy.
- Today I paid $64 for a tank of gas.
- I’ve had a sore throat for the last few days.
- Why do people think Kate Moss is attractive?
- The bathroom light switch is broken and you can tell by looking at me.

